#7 Blaming Jinns

Omg man Muslims blame jinns for almost EVERYTHING. Something falls in the kitchen? Oh yeah its a jinn. Bad dream? It's the jinns fault! Poor jinn are prolly are wonder why the hell we are blaming them all the time.

# 6 Pakistani Food!

Biryani, tandoori, naan, daal, alugobi, butter chicken curry, HECK CURRY! You name it! In Ramadan alllllllll then Muslims flood the Pakistani restruants to break their fast! We all know its true! Oh and how could I forget, doodhpatti.

#5 Remembering Palestine

Just like the Jews, Muslims loooove to remember Palestine, sadly they seem to forget their Muslim brothers and sisters elsewhere in the world who are having as much trouble...

I can't say I have seen a banner for Bosnia, Chechnya, Somalia, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen.... (and many many many more) in a long time.

#4 Pretending To Be Brown

Muslim converts, esp Salafis are notorious for dressing like an Arab when they convert. Alhemdulilah at least they attempt to be modest lol! MashaAllah. Here are a few prime examples! Lol man white converts <3

Brother sporting this awesome beard!

The keffiyeh hahaha

Brothas love the bloody thobes! White ones at that :D

#3 PRETENDING TO BE WHITE!

It is almost scary how much Muslims love to do this! More so the Arabs than anything. They are so hell bent on having blond hair and WHITE makeup that makes them look like a ridiculous china doll. Arab soap operas are always so addiment in implementing western culture to the point that they will call someone on their cellphone with the house phone still in the screen view! Facepalm! I could go on and on about this but here's a few examples.

Pastey China Doll

Western Immodesty

Bowing to the Enemy

Ay Dios Mio

#2 Wacky Hijab Styles

For some reason a lot of sisters seem to think that hijab means just to make the cloth look like a piece of hair lol. And to others they think that it means you can wear it like a Jew. Some are just bright and blinding. One thing the sisters love the most are hijab tutorials on youtube haha!

#1 Saying InshaAllah 3000 Times In One Conversation

This is one of the most common phrases that Muslims have coined! A good Muslim conversation can't go very long without a MashaAllah or JazakAllah but InshaAllah is the foremost used Muslim phrase because it is used after you intend to do anything. "Brb InshaAllah" or "I'm going to cook dinner InshaAllah".